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Robin Hebb.

writer, performer, cool girl.

 

LinkedIn.

LinkedIn.

Artwork by Alja Horvat.

My ex-boyfriend’s Dad has been creeping me on LinkedIn.

For weeks.

I’m sure he has no idea I get an email directly to my inbox each time he visits my profile.

To be fair, I just learned about that feature myself...the hard way- after creeping a guy I went out with who ghosted me.

And if you think about it, we’re doing the same thing.

Me and my ex’s dad.

We aren’t scouting potential employees, nor are we seeking employment opportunities.

We’re both just browsing for closure.




Oh Deer.

Oh Deer.

Gramps.

Gramps.